Ever see one of these signs while you're driving? You see a lot of them in New Jersey. Apparently they've got a lot of accidents. Hmmm. Could it be the condition of the roads maybe? Again, hmmmmmm. Really makes you think, huh? But, I digress. That's another post. Anyway, I can't help but wonder, does this sign give you license to drive like a lunatic? I find it to be the most ridiculous thing in the world. Something like "End Dangerous Highway Corridor" would be much more appropriate, don't you think? That makes you go, 'Whew, I made it through there without a scratch! I'm an awesome driver!' But "End Safety Corridor"? It's like telling every asshole driver out there, 'Hey! there's no need to be safe any more, just drive like a lunatic and everything will be a-okay'. Christ, people are stupid.
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Friday, May 12, 2006
Driveby
Ever see one of these signs while you're driving? You see a lot of them in New Jersey. Apparently they've got a lot of accidents. Hmmm. Could it be the condition of the roads maybe? Again, hmmmmmm. Really makes you think, huh? But, I digress. That's another post. Anyway, I can't help but wonder, does this sign give you license to drive like a lunatic? I find it to be the most ridiculous thing in the world. Something like "End Dangerous Highway Corridor" would be much more appropriate, don't you think? That makes you go, 'Whew, I made it through there without a scratch! I'm an awesome driver!' But "End Safety Corridor"? It's like telling every asshole driver out there, 'Hey! there's no need to be safe any more, just drive like a lunatic and everything will be a-okay'. Christ, people are stupid.
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