K: Oh how sweet! Thank you so much! This is so unexpected! What prompted this?
S: Well, you're always bitching about how you have nothing to wear.
K: ::blink:: *sigh*
And that, dear
In our next episode, how I can ruin any moment at any time, any place. It's a gift, what can I say?
What can I say, I'm awesome.
ReplyDeleteI am laughing so hard at this that I had to read it out loud to my husband -- who also laughed out loud. Thank you for that. (Also, I'm sorry for you. But at least you have fabulous new shirts!)
ReplyDeleteHow about the jerks who put their turn signal on AFTER they have hit the brakes! Helllllllllloooooooo, the whole point of the turn signal is to indicate to the person behind you that you are going to turn, ergo you are ABOUT to brake. I mean WTF is the point of putting the signal on after you have already hit the brakes, kind of moot point now isn't it?????
ReplyDeleteHilarious! But yeah, at least you got some new shirts. Hopefully in the right size? My hubs would be clueless!
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