So here we are at the end of Week #1 of the NutriSystem diet. I have lost exactly... drumroll please ... 1.5 pounds. Da fuck?!? My husband has lost like 5 pounds or something, and I might as well have taken a dump, that's how much weight I lost. And I know this non-weight loss has absolutely nothing ok maybe everything to do with the fact that we went to a birthday barbeque Saturday and I stuffed my face with ice cream cake, OR the fact that I ate an entire bag of movie theater popcorn with butter. I mean, God, it was a just a medium bag, it wasn't like the huge tub or anything. Pfft. Whatev. And just because I did zilch in the physical activity department, that does not have any bearing on this equation whatsoever.So. Right. Week #1 ends in horrific failure. I have eaten teensy portions of pasta and disgusting "peanut butter" cookies, and all I have to show for it is the increased need to pee, since I'm trying to drink the required eight 8-ounce glasses of water a day.
I can't even diet properly! How depressing.
Still 15 pounds to go.
8 pounds
ReplyDeleteUm. Just for the record, healthy weight loss is no more than 2-3 pounds a week. But for an aside, I say, "Damn you woman, now I want POPCORN!"
ReplyDeletethe last 15 pounds are the hardest. Since the last 15 are the first 15, I'd say you're doing pretty good. Us fatsos lose more weight faster because we have more to lose.
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