I was in the bathroom the other day -- and never you mind about the details. Ahem. Anyway, I was in the bathroom, and I noticed that the cheap ass toilet paper brand my mother-in-law bought was actually called "bath tissue". Um, bath tissue? It's toilet paper, for God's sake. I can understand "toilet tissue", but "bath tissue"? You don't use it in the bath! You use it on your ass! It goes in the toilet! Facial tissue goes on your face, toilet tissue goes in the toilet. Makes me want to stick somebody's face in the toilet, call them "bath face".
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Friday, July 07, 2006
Random Thought of the Day #3
I was in the bathroom the other day -- and never you mind about the details. Ahem. Anyway, I was in the bathroom, and I noticed that the cheap ass toilet paper brand my mother-in-law bought was actually called "bath tissue". Um, bath tissue? It's toilet paper, for God's sake. I can understand "toilet tissue", but "bath tissue"? You don't use it in the bath! You use it on your ass! It goes in the toilet! Facial tissue goes on your face, toilet tissue goes in the toilet. Makes me want to stick somebody's face in the toilet, call them "bath face".
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