Random Thought of the Day #3

I was in the bathroom the other day -- and never you mind about the details. Ahem. Anyway, I was in the bathroom, and I noticed that the cheap ass toilet paper brand my mother-in-law bought was actually called "bath tissue". Um, bath tissue? It's toilet paper, for God's sake. I can understand "toilet tissue", but "bath tissue"? You don't use it in the bath! You use it on your ass! It goes in the toilet! Facial tissue goes on your face, toilet tissue goes in the toilet. Makes me want to stick somebody's face in the toilet, call them "bath face".

Juvenile and Lovin' It!

I know it's been a while since my last post, but you try getting up at 4am and driving 45 minutes to work at a network nobody watches, with Dan Abrams for a boss. It takes everything I've got not to slip into a coma. I'm drooling all over my keyboard as it is. Besides, no one reads my blog anyway, so what the fuck do you care? Anywho... today I've included some fun photos of various food items that, well, amuse the hell out of me. It's so cool to be immature.

OK, so I've actually heard of this before, but I didn't know it was microwaveable. Ooh, kinky!

I don't even know where to begin on this one. I think I'll just let the picture speak for itself.